Update: My clunky old computer finally died, on me. I will be running (sort of) the office out of the library until I can retool or replace. Please check out the Bingorage interview at Brainripples, in the meantime...
and pass it on to your friends, or highly-placed enemies.
If you're feeling cashy and uppity, send me the bestest, fastest, gaudiest alienware(etc.) computer you can afford, or a doughnut... or commiserations.